It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I need water and some morals
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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