I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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