I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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