Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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