i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
operation have a gay friend backfired
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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