Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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