Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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