Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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