Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Did I show you my penis last night?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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