New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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