Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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