its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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