Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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