This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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