Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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