Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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