There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
