I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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