i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
be right there i have to get my cape
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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