It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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