btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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