Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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