My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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