Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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