fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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