Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize
