I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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