You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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