The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
whose ass print is on the piano?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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