He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
