Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Randomize
