scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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