I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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