Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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