He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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