Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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