Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
