Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I want her autograph on my taint
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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