There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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