I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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