i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Randomize
