It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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