You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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