fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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