She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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