I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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