and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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