She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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