So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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