u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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