I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
