yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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