i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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