You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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