i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize