Small penises have feelings too.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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