would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It's never too late to be topless.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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