lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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