i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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