I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
This baby is an asshole
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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