we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
